Velveteen Blanket — "Bitch Better Have My Money" Funny Rudolph Holiday Throw

Wrap yourself in a sassy, cozy moment with this plush velveteen blanket. The design — a sunglasses-wearing reindeer clutching cash with bold, playful lettering — brings a cheeky holiday attitude to movie nights, late-night couch lounging, or laid-back gatherings with friends. The fabric feels velvety against skin and holds vibrant, high-detail prints on one side, so the artwork stays bright and sharp while the reverse remains soft and simple. It’s made to be lived-in: a medium-heavy weight that drapes warmly over your shoulders, cushions you during cold-weather streaming marathons, and adds a quirky, festive accent to a couch or bed. Let it be the blanket you grab when you want to be warm and a little bit audacious.

Product features
- Velvety 100% polyester face with vivid, high-detail one-sided print
- Medium-heavy weight (≈300 g/m²) for cozy warmth and good drape
- Durable double-needle topstitched seams for long-lasting use
- Quick-drying, shape-retaining synthetic fabric
- Compliant with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product