T-Shirt — “I’m Not Petty, I’m Professionally Vindictive” Graphic Tee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries attitude with comfort. A bold grinning emoji and the statement “I’m not petty — I’m professionally vindictive” sit front-and-center in bright, aggressive red and yellow, so the message reads loud from across a room. The midweight, 100% ring-spun cotton softens through garment dyeing and pre-shrinking, while double-needle stitching and tubular construction keep the silhouette durable and clean. Wear it when you want to make a sly, confident statement at meetups, game nights, or just running errands — it settles into a lived-in feel after the first wash and stays comfortably relaxed all day.

Product features
- Available in sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing chart
- Garment-dyed 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft color and texture
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean