T-Shirt — "I Laugh Like a Clown, Drink Like a Scot, Die Like a Legend" Graphic Tee

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from the first moment you put it on. The front art—an intense, gritty clown raising a tankard—carries a bold, rebellious spirit with the lines “I laugh like a clown / Drink like a Scot / Die like a legend.” It belongs to nights that blur into stories, to bars where friends trade tall tales, and to road trips that end at dawn. The soft, post-dyed cotton has a lived-in color and texture that complements the vintage, slightly weathered print. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular knit make the shirt feel solid without being stiff. Slip it on with a worn denim jacket or under a flannel, and let the design do the talking during bonfires, pub crawls, or late-night hangs.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing for a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available in 58 colors; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean