Fked Up Rudolph Christmas Plush Blanket — Funny Holiday Velveteen Throw

This velveteen plush blanket brings dark-humor holiday spirit to late-night movie marathons and irreverent Christmas gatherings. The soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while a boldly printed, cheeky Rudolph design adds a wink of mischief to the couch or guest bed. It’s made for adults who appreciate offbeat festive decor — the kind of people who laugh aloud at tongue-in-cheek holiday jokes and want their space to reflect that personality. The vibrant one-sided print stays sharp wash after wash, and the durable double-stitched edges keep the blanket looking lived-in (in a good way). Drape it over your sofa to start conversations, spread it on the floor during an ugly-sweater party, or use it to add a sly, subversive layer to your seasonal setup.

Product features
- Velvet-like medium-weight polyester for extra softness and warmth
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print of the design
- Durable double-needle topstitched seams for long-lasting use
- Adult-size construction; compliant with safety and chemical standards
- Fabric options: 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex blend

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product