Apocalypse & Burped Confetti T-Shirt — Funny Zombie Survival Tee

This garment-dyed tee carries equal parts dark humor and wearable comfort. A faded, vintage-ready print reads “I swallowed the apocalypse and burped confetti,” framed by shadowy figures and a faint confetti splash — it looks like the punchline to a long, strange summer. The relaxed fit and soft, post-dye hand make it a go-to for lazy days, late-night meetups, or when you want to tell a story without saying a word. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular knit body mean it’ll hold shape through repeat wears and washes, while the medium-weight cotton keeps it substantial without being heavy. Colors age into that lived-in look, so the design feels at home whether you’re out at a gig, on a road trip, or hanging in a dim-lit bar with friends who get the joke.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 chart)
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean